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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

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P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

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He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Because it's month of August.

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He : So, are you seeing someone?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

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He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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He : Tea ?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Then let's have some coffee

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Sure.

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He : I'm 24.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Thank you.